I'll be right back, I said...

...I know, I know. I've been away for almost a month now. Nothing to read for you, nothing to see for you. But you know what, I was busy!

Visiting my cousin in Ireland, which is by the way my soul's very home, and being drunk every day just doesn't leave you any time for writing. And then again, as soon as you're back, work and work and work again.

Anyway, in the next few days I'm going to publish a super exciting, thrilling, mad travelogue about the adventures I had in the lands of shamrock and beer. It's gonna be filled with sex and seamen and vomit and everything else you need to have a great time reading.

I promise! Be prepared. In the meantime, do the same thing I do when I look at this picture.